fic_variations Prompt/Claim: Dean/Maria, sun
Author's Notes: When I read Roswell fics... I always came across the same discription of Maria... that she had pretty much 'swollen lips' or 'bee-stung lips'... and in some fics... (quite a lot actually) she always complained that people would make fun of her by calling her 'fish lips'... I chuckled at the thought of Dean hearing this... and over reacting by deciding to avenge her...
“Ok, so let me get this straight. We are standing in the bushes here, in the middle of the night, just because… why exactly?” asked Maria, hiding behind the bushes that were in front of Jim and Kyle Valenti’s house.
“Because that dork made fun of you.”
“Right…! Because Kyle Valenti, team quarterback and school hero said that I had fish-lips…” said Maria almost dismissively. She had already forgotten about that. But for some reason Dean hadn’t.
He had told her that he wanted revenge and that they had to wait up for the sun to go down before they could execute it. It being the grand plan!
“Right, listen. We need to be really quiet now… ok? Can you keep quiet Maria?” asked Dean seriously and in hushed tones.
“Yes, yes… sure!” she said, and watched as Dean pulled out a mud filled bag and then made his way to the front porch. He set the bag on the floor right in front of the door and then set the bag on fire.
Then Dean rang the door bell and ran back to their hiding place. They watched Kyle Valenti open the door, swear and stump out the fire with his new shoes.
Both Dean and Maria ran away laughing when Kyle not only put out the fire, but ruined his shoes with the mud that had been inside the bag.
Days later Maria asked Dean why it was that he had been that angry with Kyle insulting her lips. He had replied that no one got to mock what he loved about her best…